Little Luke "Skywalker"

Little Skywalker Talks!

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Top Ten Day Job That Kept Little Skywalker Tired in the Evening

Jazz trumpet performer at the Zouk - morning and afternoon session
Mechanic at "LLS Baby-vehicles Service and Maintenance Centre"
Associate Professor at "Hell Institute" for "Adult Psychology and Stuff"
Minerals Mining Consultant (mainly Gold) for Malaysian Mining Corporation (MMC)
Clown/juggler for the Royal London Circus
Manicure session at JJ Studio (Bukit Bintang)
Followed by pedicure session at JJ Studio as well
Food tasting and food critic for Astro's Discovery Travel & Living
Part-time actor in mostly Hong Kong gangster film (those who curse a lot)
Big time "business"-man who runs a software company that rivals Microsoft