Little Luke "Skywalker"

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Egghead 101

Saw this on JoMel's and decided to put a curse on it and pass it to everyone!

Warning! Freaking long and boring text ahead!
  1. [x] I've consumed alcohol
    Did it few times but hate the taste, and I get tiny red dots and spots on my hands after - not to mention the hang-over
  2. [ ] I've run away from home
    Never tried that since I had no where to stay, does moving out after marriage counts?
  3. [x] I have lied to my parents about where I am
    Duh! Otherwise they may call the cops and have me put under Witness-Protection-Programme and have Google Earth track my whereabouts 24 hours
  4. [ ] I listen to political music
    I didn't even know such music exist in the first place, is Mahathir one of the singers?
  5. [x] I have collected comic books
    have and still am since now I earn money (currently own City Hunter, Dragon Ball and SinChan)
  6. [x] I shut others out when I'm depressed
    I rather keep my problems to myself and not drag more people into my misery (misery do not really need company lah!)
  7. [x] I watch the news
    Less recently because I am getting tired and sick of all those stupid and pretentious politicians
  8. [ ] I own over 5 rap CDs
    Have less than 3 I think
  9. [ ] I own an iPod or MP3 (player)
    No money :P
  10. [x] I love Disney Movies
    I grow up watching the cartoons thanks to my uncle and now I own almost all of Disney's animated movies (including those old old ones) using Little Skywalker as an excuse... LOL!
  11. [ ] I am a sucker for hair/eyes
    The whole face maybe :P
  12. [x] I curse regularly
    90% of it is while I am stuck in a jam or behind some idiot who drive as if he/she is in a funeral procession
  13. [ ] I paid for that cell phone ring
    yeah right! As if
    Maxis is not rich enough!
  14. [x] I am a sports fanatic
    crazy sports fan here! Hello! (not for football though :P)
  15. [ ] I love Spam
    who will love those eat-full-nothing-to-do losers?
  16. [ ] I bake well
    Fat hopes!
  17. [ ] I would wear pajamas to school
    Errr... don't think I can attract any girls that way :P
  18. [ ] I own something from Abercrombie
    I only wear T-shirts and all of them are from warehouse sale!
  19. [ ] I love Martha Stewart
    Not a big fan of power-crazy lady! (and I hate Donald Trump's pink shirt!)
  20. [ ] am guilty oF tYpInG lIkE tHiS
    What is the point when others have to read your typing using microscope?
  21. [x] I am sometimes self conscious
    I would be lying if I say no
  22. [x] I like to laugh
    You can hear me doing that after almost each sentence!
  23. [ ] I smoke a pack a day
    Tak Nak!
  24. [ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick
    Strepsils are just too expensive nowadays!
  25. [ ] I can't swallow pills
    Well trained since I have a nurse as my mother
  26. [x] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
    piece of cake to me!
  27. [x] I have many scars
    Weird skin condition that I inherited from my father (luckily not visible with clothes on)
  28. [x] I've been out of this country
    Already been to Europe since I was 4!
  29. [x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room
    Same goes for Spiderman!
  30. [x] I am really ticklish
    80% of body totally immune
  31. [ ] I've seen a therapist
    Don't need to (for now) and don't think I can afford one
  32. [x] I love chocolate
    Only those mass produced stuff, not those expensive swedish ones with alcohol
  33. [x] I play video games
    Evidently with a PS2 at home
  34. [x] I watch cartoons
    Deep down inside, I am still 8!
  35. [x] Gotten lost in my city
    Due to DBKL stupid road planning that is constantly changing!
  36. [ ] Saw a shooting star
    Unless is one of those on TV
  37. [ ] I had a Surgery
    Touch wood!
  38. [x] Gone out in public in your pajamas
    My pajamas = T-shirt and shorts
  39. [ ] I have Kissed a Stranger
    Eeeeeik! Who knows what's on their face or lips for that matter!
  40. [ ] Hugged a stranger
    Will try that if I go overseas more
  41. [ ] Been in a fist fight
    How I wished!
  42. [ ] Been arrested
    And get strip-search and ear-squat? No Way!
  43. [x] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator
    You bet!
  44. [ ] Made out in an elevator
    Does kissing count?
  45. [ ] Swore at your parents
    Don't think I wanna kena lightning
  46. [x] Kicked a guy where it hurts
    Not on purpose, was at a volleyball competition (or was it on purpose?)
  47. [x] Been to a casino
    Don't wanna be left out of Uncle Lim's hill-top castle right?
  48. [ ] Been skydiving
    Not common enough here! Hope to do it one day though!
  49. [x] Broken a bone
    Fracture actually from a volleyball game when I landed on someone's foot
  50. [x] Skipped school
    Especially during my university days!
  51. [ ] Played spin the bottle
    People will be going "Huh? What's that?" on me if I suggested it
  52. [x] Gotten stitches
    Got it when I was 12 when I ran through a sparkling clean sliding glass door (18 total)
  53. [ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
    Why do you wanna do that?
  54. [x] Bitten somebody
    J kena many times! Now is Little Skywalker!
  55. [ ] Been to Niagara Falls
    Unless I wanna pull a David Copperfield's stunt!
  56. [x] Gotten the chicken pox
    Some jackass brought it to the classroom and spread to everyone like a plague!
  57. [x] Crashed into a friend's car
    Light one, nothing broken and we were on our way for a vacation getaway!
  58. [ ] Been to Japan
    Still trying to polish my Ya-Pun language so that I may be able to migrate there when I retire
  59. [x] Ridden in a taxi
    This is a stupid one!
  60. [x] Shoplifted
    I have my skills!
  61. [ ] Been fired
    I hope not, ever!
  62. [x] Had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
    like a million of them!
  63. [x] Stole something from your job
    Tonnes of them! Is free anyway!
  64. [ ] Gone on a blind date
    What if she turn out to be a he?
  65. [x] Lied to a friend
    Only if I am late
  66. [x] Had a crush on a teacher
    Young and slim one! (too bad she is married with two kids then!)
  67. [ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
    What and Where?
  68. [x] Been married
    Obviously and still is :P
  69. [ ] Gotten divorced
    I thought the deal was "till death do us part"?
  70. [x] Saw someone die
    Don't remind me!
  71. [ ] Been to Africa
    Not hoping also
  72. [ ] Driven over 400 miles in one day
    miles no lah, but KM then yes!
  73. [ ] Been to Canada
    one of my retirement spot
  74. [ ] Been to Mexico
    Love to someday! I heard Mexican ladies are gorgeous!
  75. [x] Been on a plane
    Who hasn't since AirAsia conquered the sky?
  76. [ ] Thrown up on a bar
    Don't even like bars
  77. [x] Eaten Sushi
    Eat them by the lot!
  78. [ ] Been snowboarding
    only sandboarding in Perth :(
  79. [ ] Been Skiing
    always not at the right time for snow :(
  80. [ ] Been to a motor cross show
    I prefer high-tech stuff like F1!
  81. [ ] Lost a child
    I hope not! But I thought we lost Little Skywalker (forever)
    when he was in NICU
  82. [x] Gone to college
    and back with honours!
  83. [x] Graduated college
    I hoped to stay in college forever though!
  84. [ ] Done hard drugs
    Not depressed enough
  85. [x] Had someone cheat on you
    Except for marital affairs, all the time! (I guess I should trust people huh?)
  86. [ ] Smoked a cigarette
    Tak Nak!
  87. [ ] Smoked a cigar
    Tak Nak! and Tak Larat!
  88. [ ] Made out with a member of the same sex
    Need to get that picture out of my mind now! Eeeeeewwww!
  89. [ ] Slept with a co-worker
    That will be plain stupid!
  90. [ ] Purposely set a part of myself on fire
    If you are doing this, you might wanna switch life with someone who is living in Iraq!
  91. [ ] Been in an abusive relationship
    Lucky me!
  92. [ ] Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
    Is there such a spot in KL?
  93. [ ] Made a snow angel
    Where is the snow?
  94. [ ] Had a tea party
    You can't possibly expect a guy to do this, right?
  95. [x] Flown a kite
    Childhood times, but now the field is gone to a school building already!
  96. [x] Built a sand castle
    Another childhood memory
  97. [ ] Gone puddle jumping
    No idea what is this, but don't think I like the jumping part
  98. [ ] Played dress up
    But I am always dressed
  99. [ ] Jumped into a pile of leaves
  100. [ ] Gone sledding
    Again... what?
  101. [x] Cheated while playing a game
    Normally is because I cheated first
  102. [x] Been lonely (wait a minute! I thought the title said 101 things?)
    Saturday morning when wife is at work for half day
  103. [x] Fallen asleep at work/school
    All the time, especially I am too free, that's why I blog!
  104. [x] Watched the sun set
    But I don't know what is the big deal though
  105. [ ] Felt an earthquake
    Don't even like the thought of it!
  106. [ ] Touched a snake
    Over my dead cold body!
  107. [ ] Slept beneath the stars
    Won't there be a lot of
  108. [x] Been tickled
    Don't feel a thing!
  109. [ ] Been robbed
    Bite me!
  110. [x] Been misunderstood
    Damn those idiots!
  111. [x] Won a contest
    Only at sport competitions, not those supermarket lucky draw kind :P
  112. [x] Ran a red light
    Every morning! Heh! It's stupid to obey a red light at 6am!
  113. [ ] Been suspended from school
    I wished!
  114. [x] Been in a car accident
    Which car in KL hasn't? I've had
    2 in four days!
  115. [ ] Had braces
    J had it though
  116. [ ] Eaten a whole gallon of ice cream in one night
    Is there a prize or rewards?
  117. [x] Had deja vu
    All the time, I am suspecting myself of psychic powers now and then!
  118. [ ] Danced in the moonlight
  119. [x] Hated the way you look
    Why else you don't see many of my photos here?
  120. [ ] Pole danced
    Only wanted to be the pole in the audience if some sexy lady is doing it!
  121. [ ] Been obsessed with post-it notes
    Don't work since I always forget to take notice of them
  122. [x] Squished barefoot through the mud
    They even swing me over it and drop me in the middle of it!
  123. [x] Been lost
    I thought I answered this already?
  124. [ ] Been to the opposite side of the country
    You mean KL got a beautiful and nicer side?
  125. [x] Swam in the ocean
    If you count PD or Langkawi beaches
  126. [x] Felt like dying
    Once when I was having a terrible flu
  127. [x] Cried yourself to sleep
    The few days after
    Little Skywalker was born
  128. [x] Played cops and robbers
    Those were the days!
  129. [ ] Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
    I don't let my son try them yet
  130. [x] Sung karaoke
    During my wedding and I sucked!
  131. [ ] Paid for a meal with only coins
    Unless you are looking forward to a beating after
  132. [x] Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
    Got married and had a kid before 28!
  133. [ ] Made prank phone calls
    If my hands could only reach out to the other side of the prank call...
  134. [x] Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
    Once only
  135. [ ] Caught a snowflake on your tongue
    No snow!
  136. [ ] Danced in the rain
    We are not living in a 1970s movie
  137. [ ] Written a letter to Santa Claus
    I blame this on my parents for not lying to me about this (like those Americans)!
  138. [x] Blown bubbles
    I was 8 before!
  139. [x] Made a bonfire on the beach
    That was long long time ago... in a galaxy far far away... (I don't think is legal now!)
  140. [ ] Crashed a party
    I don't wanna be one of those people who come uninvited (and vice versa)
  141. [x] Gone rollerskating
    I sucked at this too!
  142. [x] Had a wish come true
    That "wish" is now running, jumping and
    swimming in my house now!
  143. [ ] Worn pearls
  144. [ ] Jumped off a bridge
    I'll be surprised if anyone can live through that and check this!
  145. [ ] Screamed penis in public
    I am sure the public will scream if they've seen mine... LOL!
  146. [ ] Screamed vagina in public
    I think those who comes from Virginia will always do that!
  147. [ ] Ate dog/cat food
    Should be the other way round
  148. [ ] Told a complete stranger you loved them
    I have to be really drunk to do that!
  149. [ ] Kissed a mirror
    Unless there is a sexy lady named "mirror"
  150. [x] Sang in the shower
    Somehow I sound like Jackie Cheung in there :P
  151. [x] Had a dream that you married someone
    I am living that dream now!
  152. [x] Glued your hand to something
    to another hand :(
  153. [ ] Kissed a fish
    Cool stunt!
  154. [ ] Worn the opposite sexes clothes
    Don't think any of them would fit!
  155. [ ] Sat on a roof top
    I was actually looking for a house where I could open my window and sit on the roof :(
  156. [x] Screamed at the top of your lungs
    Tried that many times at some noisy functions just for the heck of it!
  157. [ ] Done a one-handed cartwheel
    But I do one-handed driving most of the time!
  158. [ ] Talked on the phone for more than 5 hours
    My max was 3 hours, but back then local calls were RM0.30 with no time limit!
  159. [x] Stayed up all night
    I only study through the night before an exam till the last minute before I go for that exam
  160. [ ] Didn’t take a shower for a week
    I don't think I can even tahan myself after two days!
  161. [x] Climbed a tree
    Climbed many trees when I was a kid
  162. [ ] Had a tree house
    As if KL has such thing for me!
  163. [x] Are scared to watch scary movies
    Only Asian produced horror films! Hollywood one I have no problems though
  164. [ ] Worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
    Does it count if I consider our local school uniforms ugly?
  165. [ ] Played chicken
    Too high of an ego for me to do that :P
  166. [ ] Pushed into a pool/lake with all your clothes on
    Hope to try that once!
  167. [ ] Been told you're beautiful/handsome by a complete stranger
    Do you think so?
  168. [ ] Been easily amused
    Not so much since I consider myself a funny person already :P
  169. [ ] Caught a fish then ate it
    You mean raw?
  170. [ ] Caught a butterfly
    We are not one of those thousands of mistress of a China emperor, ok?
  171. [ ] Laughed so hard you cried
    Looking forward to such a joke though
  172. [ ] Cried so hard you laughed
    I heard someone calling Tanjung Rambutan
  173. [ ] Had someone moon/flash at you
    If it's a sexy lady, that'll be cool!
  174. [x] Cheated on a test
    Shhhh... I went through a couple of semesters in universities that way until J stopped me!
  175. [x] Have a Britney Spears CD
    Pirated one though
  176. [ ] Grown a beard
    Hope to grow a white and long one when I reach 80!

Phew! Finally done! The next 176 5 poor souls I am going to tag will be:

  1. Maria aka Twinsmom
  2. Shiaulin
  3. Jason
  4. Tracy (Happy Birthday! Here's your present!)
  5. That super busy and yet nice lady (Gotcha!)
  6. Jazzmint (This is for kacau-ing me writing this!) - last minute addition

Everyone who reads this are welcomed to spend more than hour on this as well :P

Jotted down by Egghead :: at around 12/08/2005 07:22:00 AM :: and invited 13 Blah(s):

13 Blah(s) by: Blogger jazzmint, Blogger geetha, Blogger Che-Cheh, Blogger domesticgoddess, Blogger Sue, Blogger JoMel, Blogger Zara's Mama, Blogger Tracy, Anonymous maria aka twinsmom, Blogger Zara's Mama, Blogger shiaulin, Blogger Egghead, Anonymous Anonymous,

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