Little Luke "Skywalker"

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Egghead 101

Saw this on JoMel's and decided to put a curse on it and pass it to everyone!

Warning! Freaking long and boring text ahead!

[x] I've consumed alcohol
Did it few times but hate the taste, and I get tiny red dots and spots on my hands after - not to mention the hang-over
[ ] I've run away from home
Never tried that since I had no where to stay, does moving out after marriage counts?
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am
Duh! Otherwise they may call the cops and have me put under Witness-Protection-Programme and have Google Earth track my whereabouts 24 hours
[ ] I listen to political music
I didn't even know such music exist in the first place, is Mahathir one of the singers?
[x] I have collected comic books
have and still am since now I earn money (currently own City Hunter, Dragon Ball and SinChan)
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed
I rather keep my problems to myself and not drag more people into my misery (misery do not really need company lah!)
[x] I watch the news
Less recently because I am getting tired and sick of all those stupid and pretentious politicians
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs
Have less than 3 I think
[ ] I own an iPod or MP3 (player)
No money :P
[x] I love Disney Movies
I grow up watching the cartoons thanks to my uncle and now I own almost all of Disney's animated movies (including those old old ones) using Little Skywalker as an excuse... LOL!
[ ] I am a sucker for hair/eyes
The whole face maybe :P
[x] I curse regularly
90% of it is while I am stuck in a jam or behind some idiot who drive as if he/she is in a funeral procession
[ ] I paid for that cell phone ring
yeah right! As if Maxis is not rich enough!
[x] I am a sports fanatic
crazy sports fan here! Hello! (not for football though :P)
[ ] I love Spam
who will love those eat-full-nothing-to-do losers?
[ ] I bake well
Fat hopes!
[ ] I would wear pajamas to school
Errr... don't think I can attract any girls that way :P
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie
I only wear T-shirts and all of them are from warehouse sale!
[ ] I love Martha Stewart
Not a big fan of power-crazy lady! (and I hate Donald Trump's pink shirt!)
[ ] am guilty oF tYpInG lIkE tHiS
What is the point when others have to read your typing using microscope?
[x] I am sometimes self conscious
I would be lying if I say no
[x] I like to laugh
You can hear me doing that after almost each sentence!
[ ] I smoke a pack a day
Tak Nak!
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick
Strepsils are just too expensive nowadays!
[ ] I can't swallow pills
Well trained since I have a nurse as my mother
[x] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
piece of cake to me!
[x] I have many scars
Weird skin condition that I inherited from my father (luckily not visible with clothes on)
[x] I've been out of this country
Already been to Europe since I was 4!
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room
Same goes for Spiderman!
[x] I am really ticklish
80% of body totally immune
[ ] I've seen a therapist
Don't need to (for now) and don't think I can afford one
[x] I love chocolate
Only those mass produced stuff, not those expensive swedish ones with alcohol
[x] I play video games
Evidently with a PS2 at home
[x] I watch cartoons
Deep down inside, I am still 8!
[x] Gotten lost in my city
Due to DBKL stupid road planning that is constantly changing!
[ ] Saw a shooting star
Unless is one of those on TV
[ ] I had a Surgery
Touch wood!
[x] Gone out in public in your pajamas
My pajamas = T-shirt and shorts
[ ] I have Kissed a Stranger
Eeeeeik! Who knows what's on their face or lips for that matter!
[ ] Hugged a stranger
Will try that if I go overseas more
[ ] Been in a fist fight
How I wished!
[ ] Been arrested
And get strip-search and ear-squat? No Way!
[x] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator
You bet!
[ ] Made out in an elevator
Does kissing count?
[ ] Swore at your parents
Don't think I wanna kena lightning
[x] Kicked a guy where it hurts
Not on purpose, was at a volleyball competition (or was it on purpose?)
[x] Been to a casino
Don't wanna be left out of Uncle Lim's hill-top castle right?
[ ] Been skydiving
Not common enough here! Hope to do it one day though!
[x] Broken a bone
Fracture actually from a volleyball game when I landed on someone's foot
[x] Skipped school
Especially during my university days!
[ ] Played spin the bottle
People will be going "Huh? What's that?" on me if I suggested it
[x] Gotten stitches
Got it when I was 12 when I ran through a sparkling clean sliding glass door (18 total)
[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
Why do you wanna do that?
[x] Bitten somebody
J kena many times! Now is Little Skywalker!
[ ] Been to Niagara Falls
Unless I wanna pull a David Copperfield's stunt!
[x] Gotten the chicken pox
Some jackass brought it to the classroom and spread to everyone like a plague!
[x] Crashed into a friend's car
Light one, nothing broken and we were on our way for a vacation getaway!
[ ] Been to Japan
Still trying to polish my Ya-Pun language so that I may be able to migrate there when I retire
[x] Ridden in a taxi
This is a stupid one!
[x] Shoplifted
I have my skills!
[ ] Been fired
I hope not, ever!
[x] Had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
like a million of them!
[x] Stole something from your job
Tonnes of them! Is free anyway!
[ ] Gone on a blind date
What if she turn out to be a he?
[x] Lied to a friend
Only if I am late
[x] Had a crush on a teacher
Young and slim one! (too bad she is married with two kids then!)
[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
What and Where?
[x] Been married
Obviously and still is :P
[ ] Gotten divorced
I thought the deal was "till death do us part"?
[x] Saw someone die
Don't remind me!
[ ] Been to Africa
Not hoping also
[ ] Driven over 400 miles in one day
miles no lah, but KM then yes!
[ ] Been to Canada
one of my retirement spot
[ ] Been to Mexico
Love to someday! I heard Mexican ladies are gorgeous!
[x] Been on a plane
Who hasn't since AirAsia conquered the sky?
[ ] Thrown up on a bar
Don't even like bars
[x] Eaten Sushi
Eat them by the lot!
[ ] Been snowboarding
only sandboarding in Perth :(
[ ] Been Skiing
always not at the right time for snow :(
[ ] Been to a motor cross show
I prefer high-tech stuff like F1!
[ ] Lost a child
I hope not! But I thought we lost Little Skywalker (forever) when he was in NICU
[x] Gone to college
and back with honours!
[x] Graduated college
I hoped to stay in college forever though!
[ ] Done hard drugs
Not depressed enough
[x] Had someone cheat on you
Except for marital affairs, all the time! (I guess I should trust people huh?)
[ ] Smoked a cigarette
Tak Nak!
[ ] Smoked a cigar
Tak Nak! and Tak Larat!
[ ] Made out with a member of the same sex
Need to get that picture out of my mind now! Eeeeeewwww!
[ ] Slept with a co-worker
That will be plain stupid!
[ ] Purposely set a part of myself on fire
If you are doing this, you might wanna switch life with someone who is living in Iraq!
[ ] Been in an abusive relationship
Lucky me!
[ ] Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
Is there such a spot in KL?
[ ] Made a snow angel
Where is the snow?
[ ] Had a tea party
You can't possibly expect a guy to do this, right?
[x] Flown a kite
Childhood times, but now the field is gone to a school building already!
[x] Built a sand castle
Another childhood memory
[ ] Gone puddle jumping
No idea what is this, but don't think I like the jumping part
[ ] Played dress up
But I am always dressed
[ ] Jumped into a pile of leaves
Ouch!
[ ] Gone sledding
Again... what?
[x] Cheated while playing a game
Normally is because I cheated first
[x] Been lonely (wait a minute! I thought the title said 101 things?)
Saturday morning when wife is at work for half day
[x] Fallen asleep at work/school
All the time, especially I am too free, that's why I blog!
[x] Watched the sun set
But I don't know what is the big deal though
[ ] Felt an earthquake
Don't even like the thought of it!
[ ] Touched a snake
Over my dead cold body!
[ ] Slept beneath the stars
Won't there be a lot of mosquitoes?
[x] Been tickled
Don't feel a thing!
[ ] Been robbed
Bite me!
[x] Been misunderstood
Damn those idiots!
[x] Won a contest
Only at sport competitions, not those supermarket lucky draw kind :P
[x] Ran a red light
Every morning! Heh! It's stupid to obey a red light at 6am!
[ ] Been suspended from school
I wished!
[x] Been in a car accident
Which car in KL hasn't? I've had 2 in four days!
[ ] Had braces
J had it though
[ ] Eaten a whole gallon of ice cream in one night
Is there a prize or rewards?
[x] Had deja vu
All the time, I am suspecting myself of psychic powers now and then!
[ ] Danced in the moonlight
Mosquitoes!
[x] Hated the way you look
Why else you don't see many of my photos here?
[ ] Pole danced
Only wanted to be ~~the pole~~ in the audience if some sexy lady is doing it!
[ ] Been obsessed with post-it notes
Don't work since I always forget to take notice of them
[x] Squished barefoot through the mud
They even swing me over it and drop me in the middle of it!
[x] Been lost
I thought I answered this already?
[ ] Been to the opposite side of the country
You mean KL got a beautiful and nicer side?
[x] Swam in the ocean
If you count PD or Langkawi beaches
[x] Felt like dying
Once when I was having a terrible flu
[x] Cried yourself to sleep
The few days after Little Skywalker was born
[x] Played cops and robbers
Those were the days!
[ ] Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
I don't let my son try them yet
[x] Sung karaoke
During my wedding and I sucked!
[ ] Paid for a meal with only coins
Unless you are looking forward to a beating after
[x] Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
Got married and had a kid before 28!
[ ] Made prank phone calls
If my hands could only reach out to the other side of the prank call...
[x] Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
Once only
[ ] Caught a snowflake on your tongue
No snow!
[ ] Danced in the rain
We are not living in a 1970s movie
[ ] Written a letter to Santa Claus
I blame this on my parents for not lying to me about this (like those Americans)!
[x] Blown bubbles
I was 8 before!
[x] Made a bonfire on the beach
That was long long time ago... in a galaxy far far away... (I don't think is legal now!)
[ ] Crashed a party
I don't wanna be one of those people who come uninvited (and vice versa)
[x] Gone rollerskating
I sucked at this too!
[x] Had a wish come true
That "wish" is now running, jumping and swimming in my house now!
[ ] Worn pearls
Errr...
[ ] Jumped off a bridge
I'll be surprised if anyone can live through that and check this!
[ ] Screamed penis in public
I am sure the public will scream if they've seen mine... LOL!
[ ] Screamed vagina in public
I think those who comes from Virginia will always do that!
[ ] Ate dog/cat food
Should be the other way round
[ ] Told a complete stranger you loved them
I have to be really drunk to do that!
[ ] Kissed a mirror
Unless there is a sexy lady named "mirror"
[x] Sang in the shower
Somehow I sound like Jackie Cheung in there :P
[x] Had a dream that you married someone
I am living that dream now!
[x] Glued your hand to something
to another hand :(
[ ] Kissed a fish
Cool stunt!
[ ] Worn the opposite sexes clothes
Don't think any of them would fit!
[ ] Sat on a roof top
I was actually looking for a house where I could open my window and sit on the roof :(
[x] Screamed at the top of your lungs
Tried that many times at some noisy functions just for the heck of it!
[ ] Done a one-handed cartwheel
But I do one-handed driving most of the time!
[ ] Talked on the phone for more than 5 hours
My max was 3 hours, but back then local calls were RM0.30 with no time limit!
[x] Stayed up all night
I only study through the night before an exam till the last minute before I go for that exam
[ ] Didn’t take a shower for a week
I don't think I can even tahan myself after two days!
[x] Climbed a tree
Climbed many trees when I was a kid
[ ] Had a tree house
As if KL has such thing for me!
[x] Are scared to watch scary movies
Only Asian produced horror films! Hollywood one I have no problems though
[ ] Worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
Does it count if I consider our local school uniforms ugly?
[ ] Played chicken
Too high of an ego for me to do that :P
[ ] Pushed into a pool/lake with all your clothes on
Hope to try that once!
[ ] Been told you're beautiful/handsome by a complete stranger
Do you think so?
[ ] Been easily amused
Not so much since I consider myself a funny person already :P
[ ] Caught a fish then ate it
You mean raw?
[ ] Caught a butterfly
We are not one of those thousands of mistress of a China emperor, ok?
[ ] Laughed so hard you cried
Looking forward to such a joke though
[ ] Cried so hard you laughed
I heard someone calling Tanjung Rambutan
[ ] Had someone moon/flash at you
If it's a sexy lady, that'll be cool!
[x] Cheated on a test
Shhhh... I went through a couple of semesters in universities that way until J stopped me!
[x] Have a Britney Spears CD
Pirated one though
[ ] Grown a beard
Hope to grow a white and long one when I reach 80!