Monday, June 09, 2008
What probably happened in the meeting... (Part 2)Continued from Part 1...
(after the two hours tea break)
Dora:
Whoi! Don't so fast balik first ah! Let's finish this quickly before all the food starts to get to my head and make me yawn... (yawn!)
Nazree:
Need me to ring the bell? It's like parliament all over again...
(As everyone took their time to sit comfortably)
Dora:
So how? Should we take a vote on who should be the kamikaze fella? I nominate...
Najeeb:
(before Dora could finish his N word) I nominate the President! Oops... I forgot this is an UMNO meeting... I mean the PM cum Finance Minister!
Muhyeeddeen:
I second! Everyone who agree say aye!
Everyone (except Taih):
Aye!
Najeeb:
It's settled then!
Dora:
Err... I guess so... sigh!
CarThingBro:
OKOK... how are we going about this RM2.70 thing? We slowly raise it up starting from August?
Dora:
(yawn)... Err... you asking me? I have no idea wor... I fell asleep half way when Keejay was hypnotizing me... he is a real talker you know?
Shalil:
No lah! I think we do it in one go lah! Raising it slowly will only hurt our "reputation" many times over... Why can't we take the damage at one go?
Furthermore, since Dora is taking the fall this time... I don't wanna be voted to do the next round leh! What do you think?
Everyone:
Aye!
Dora:
(silently)#$@%$%@^%#...
Shalil:
OK good... we reached a consensus! So we will do this August 1st? or July 31st? Dora, you wanna call your Feng Shui master for a date?
Dora:
Screw him lah! That idiot suggested the date for GE12 and look what happened? I already ask Najeeb to send his C4 Mat Rempit gang to make him disappear!
Najeeb:
Whoi! What the hell! You big blabber mouth! Had to drag me into this ah? Later my wife heard about this and thought I am gay how?
Dora:
Aiks... my bad... OKOK... Eh Rice! Strike that off our minutes ah!
Rice:
Aye Sir!
Dora:
I don't wanna do this in August lah... I wanna go on another honeymoon with Gene in August! Can we do it today? I have the rest of the day cleared for this meeting...
Shalil:
Apa ni... I already inform the press that there won't be any hike today leh!
Kerismudin:
Aiyor... you so stupid one... you said no hike today mah... Dora can announce the hike starts tomorrow 12am lor... so technically you are not wrong lor :P
Shalil:
Well... true also... whatever lah!
Dora:
Great! Can't wait to tell Gene and my pilot about our trip to the Bahamas in August!
Syeahberry:
What should tomorrow headlines be ah? I think I should probably do my Starbucks stunt again... this is going to be bad press leh...
Dora:
Don't worry lah... we have this rehearsal a few times already since I took office... right guys?
Najeeb:
Yeap! My tag line will be "Change your lifestyle!"
Shalil:
Mine will be "Saving of so much so much billions for gaoment" and "Everyone shouldn't increase their price of anything" crap...
Alba:
I will make sure our FRU troops are ready for action!
CarThingBro:
I'll try to confuse the Chinese that they are rich enough to afford such a minor hike...
Dora:
(handphone rings) Shhh! Keejay is on the phone!
(talking to Keejay on the phone) What? OKOK... I am sure you are right as usual... remember to tell your mother-in-law that my plan to Bahamas is going on smoothly! Bye! (hangs up)
Eh guys! Keejay say in addition to the petrol thing... TNB also will be allowed to raise their tariff wor! And we will be giving back RM625 as a rebate to car owners wor!
Shalil:
Wah lao eh! We announce this today also?
Taih:
Shhh! What Keejay wants... Keejay gets... OK? His wish is our command! Long live Keejay and Co.!
Everyone:
Long live Keeyjay and Co.!
Dora:
Yeah lah! If we don't do this today... I might not remember next time leh!
TeaKeat:
Can I announce that we "might" lower the road tax as well in our next budget?
Yakup:
Sure! But make sure you emphasize the word "MIGHT" ah! Don't mistakenly say "WILL"! Otherwise, it's coming out of your pocket!
TeaKeat:
OKOK... I will remember one! Don't worry...
SamiReplacement:
Like that... can I say we "MIGHT" lower the highway tolls as well? Can I? Can I?
Yakup:
That's not a bad idea! You are thinking a lot like our old friend Sami already! You have a good future ahead!
YanYan:
I will inform the women that higher petrol price will keep their our husbands from driving to see their mistress... that it is not economically feasible to have extra-marital affairs anymore!
Creative thinking leh?
Najeeb:
Good thinking! That'll get my wife off my back for sure!
NoOmar:
I will make sure the bus and taxi drivers cannot raise their price... and threaten to withdraw their license!
Dora:
Good! Use of threat! I like it!
Ass-alina:
What about our friends from Singapore and Thailand leh? They are important to my ministry leh!
Shalil:
Yeah lor! People back in JB are complaining to me leh! They say if we don't sell petrol to Singaporean cars... most of them have to close down leh!
Dora:
Yeah lor... Mr Lee has called me a few times liao! Like this lah... we reverse the ban lah! Since the price already increase... OK? Keejay and I still wanna play golf in Singapore one leh!
Everyone:
Aye!
Dora:
It's settled then... can we stop here now? I am getting sleepy already (yawn)... Let's start the press conference before I really my serious yawning and eyes-closing exercise...
Everyone:
Aye!
The rest, is like what they say, is history...
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