Tuesday, July 19, 2005
Walking Lesson Step-by-StepThis is a Photoblog...
This is a also a step-by-step instruction guide for first-time toddlers on how to walk graciously without tripping over your own feet and being laughed at.
Disclaimer: Toddlers below 12 months old should not imitate what is being performed by the toddler shown in picture as he has undergone professional Jedi training together with his mother...
Start with both hands holding to something eg. another hand on a water hose stand 
Warm up yourself by swinging your hand one hand after another erratically in the air
Start marching like communist soldiers with leg as high as 80 degrees to begin
When your head is knocking against a concrete wall, maybe it's time to turn around
Wave to passer-by so that it would seem natural (before they start to suspect that you are a toddler)
Help to hang out the laundry if possible to make yourself look more convincing
However... grab hold of something graciously when you are about to loose your balance and fall
While you are at it... might as well check if the gate is locked to deter outsiders from finding out the truth
Remember: always stand next to an object that is shorter than you (or placed at a lower position than you) so that you will look like a GIANT
That's all folks... good luck in your walking lessons (while I take a long nap)Jotted down by Egghead :: at around 7/19/2005 09:28:00 AM :: and invited 2 Blah(s):
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